Guys, Tosca Reno's following me!!

The great thing about Twitter is the ability to follow celebrities, hear what they're doing, who they're doing it with, and what they're eating for lunch; the bad thing is, those celebrities can follow you back.

Today Tosca Reno's bot started following me, at least I pray it's a bot, and not actually Tosca Reno, because quite honestly, she's pretty intense.  Don't get me wrong, this isn't the first time I've been followed by a fitness and nutrition expert.  I'm a very popular target for those folks.  I'm like an alcoholic that has not yet hit rock bottom, but the helper types and shake sellers circle me online, ready to help me make that transition into clean living.

I'm not 100% healthy, but I'm not ready to eat kale.  What category of person does that make me? It means I'm in denial, probably like about 95% of people.  I eat broccoli spears, then I eat a brownie. Some might call that life balance, and some might call that lunacy.

So what does it mean to be followed by Tosca Reno? Will she comment on pictures of my lunch? Will I start being influenced by her low carb days? Can I still make jokes about her dom/sub relationship? ( If he says, ' good girl ' to her one more time..... yeesh)

I guess she figured the best defence was a good offence, but c'mon Tosca, how can I poke fun at you if you won't leave the room?

p.s. Chocolate-dipped bacon at the Fort Garry Hotel!